we have no life productions, LLC
screenwriting, production, and promotion for all mediums
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Our mission statement To bring creative and innovative ideas to fruition by means of quality people who strive to uphold integrity and faith in the company and themselves.


Note: All work on this web site, wehavenolife.org, is the sole property, imagination and creation of Sheila Brothers and Roxanne Marchand. All work is registered with WGAeast and is copyright 2003-2007.

Welcome, folks, to the warped minds of Sheila and Roxanne. Many people ask us the same question, "Do you write everything together?" The answer: Absolutely. We involve each other in every project that pops up, no matter the genre. We are either in it together, or we turn it down. In 2004, we formed the company, we have no life enterprises. Like you had to question the title. And now in 2007, we formed we have no life productions, LLC.


Roxanne and Sheila at the CCIFF in Los Angeles


Sheila Brothers

Born and Raised in New Orleans, LA, Sheila has been writing screenplays in almost every genre for ten years. She and Roxanne Marchand's screenplay, The Penny, has been published in the book, "Family Movies That Hollywood Didn't Make, But Should" as a short story and has also been optioned by Manhattan Films.

They have two films in the film festival circuit:  The two Award-Winning shorts, "I Do?" and "Undoing Time." In post-production, they have written, Butchered, in which Sheila has also co-directed.  And if they weren't busy enough, they are part of five projects in development.

Sheila has also done stunt work for CW's One Tree Hill and NBC's Surface; Voice work for HBO's Unscripted as well as the anime series, Virtua Fighter and You're Under Arrest. Sheila is a proud mommy to their six year-old son, Truman.


Roxanne Marchand

Roxanne Marchand has lived in New Orleans her entire life and her fascination with the entertainment world was evident at a young age. She began acting in school plays and writing short stories, then wrote, directed and starred in her first play at the age of 8. Continuing her pursuit of acting she went on to perform in theatre and eventually started doing extra work and small parts in film and television. There was always something missing and that something was the desire to be behind the camera and not in front of it. Writing and Directing was now her life goal.

So, several years of writing and writing and, well, more writing that usually ended up in a storage box or in some never-seen commercial she began writing with her high school friend and psychic sister, Sheila Brothers. It’s been a wild ride starting with the two of them collaborating on a television series based on their lives, two single girls living together and the trials of dating (Lord, are those scripts FUNNY!); their first screenplay, Wave of Mutilation; their first publication, The Penny, which is also their first optioned script.

She is Supermom to Tristan and Emali who keep her creative side alive and the desire to make films that are for the entire family to enjoy and is married to a wonderful man, Brian, who ‘keeps her grounded’ and supports her need to be a part of the crazy world of movie-making…spending hours in front of a computer, hidden away with only her thoughts, writing.


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